Indica
Miracle Mints (AKA Cap Junky) is an extremely potent and pungent indica, bred from Alien Cookies and Kush Mints #11. It smells like sour fruit rind with dank hits of gas and pepper. Its smoke hits very smooth and tastes astringent and peppery. This maximum-THC cultivar is ideal for experienced smokers, with intense and long-lasting effects.
Expires On: 6/26/25
Sativa
Skunk x Jack Herer
A popular choice among consumers for daytime use! You can expect a vibrant, intoxicating effect.
Expires on: 6/16/25
Sleep like a log tonight with Zzzonked Edibles, the super sedating collection of gummies. Made with a natural blend of melatonin and full-spectrum cannabinoids: CBN, CBD, and THC, it’s the perfect recipe for a good night’s sleep. Made with melatonin (3mg per piece – 60mg per container)
Zzzonked can help you fall asleep faster, deeper and regulate your sleep cycle for a more replenishing rest. Eat one piece an hour before going to bed, and relax. Onset effects may take up to one hour to begin; effects may include calmness, drowsiness, and sedation.
Sumptuous dark milk chocolate 44% cacao, signature chai spice blend with a unique 4:2:1 cannabinoid profile of 100mg THC, 50mg CBG and 25 mg THCV enhance this awakening bar. RSO infused with a subtle dose of Durban Poison, landrace sativa terpenes that meld into the nostalgic and delicious flavors elevating the effects.
Organic, fair-trade looseleaf Assam Tea, Star Anise, Cinnamon and Cardamom. An antioxidant rich powerhouse, supporting healthy digestion, fighting inflammation, free radicals and offering immune support.
Expires On: 5/28/25
Wedding Pie X Frozen Margy
From Cannarado Genetics, the fruity, rich Wedding Pie (Wedding Cake x Grape Pie) receives a boost in trichomes thanks to the Frozen Margy, adding up to a uniquely complex and delicious plant with a sugary lemon exhale.
Though for most users it’s nicely potent and very much Indica-dominant, the effect of Candy Margy tends to be fairly cheerful and uplifting mentally while retaining strong physical relaxation.
Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
OZ Kush x Peach Rings
This strain produces a full-body high accompanied by a cerebral head buzz that is clear and stimulating. The effects of Peach Tree Will make you feel motivated, chatty, and ready to take on any project. This strain features a notable flavor profile with sweet vanilla, cream and peach flavors that will remind you of candy and summertime. The aroma is both earthy and sweet. This is a great daytime strain to keep you motivated and on task!
Black Raspberry is a hybrid bred by Bodhi Seeds that crosses Goji Og Raspberry F2 with Wookie #15. This long-time Theory favorite produces dark OG crystal-coated flowering clusters smelling of sweet berry, ripe cherries, absinthe, lavender, pine, and raspberry.
Theory pheno-hunted hundreds of seeds, ultimately choosing #23 as an excellent representation of this cultivar. This wonderfully balanced hybrid has been a classic staple in the garden for many years.
Black Raspberry may have an uplifting and positive effect on mood, may provide a boost in creativity, and may feel somewhat sedating a few hours after consumption.
Hybrid
Kick off your shoes and reach for noise-cancelling headphones as you set your surroundings to Airplane Mode.
Mind-calming CBG provides relaxation to the muscles while a cozy, creamy berry flavor evokes a mindset made for balance.
ABOUT THE HARDWARE: The H-bar hardware is USB-C rechargeable and has a window for oil visibility. The compact design of the H-bar fits in the palm of your hand and can be comfortably placed in your pocket. Holiday distillate vapes are flavored with high-quality botanical terpenes.”
Indica
Bake some leisure into your self-care
routine–you deserve it. Leisure hits first as
sweet and tart mango, but finishes with a
delicious juicy citrus note reminiscent of
yuzu fruit. Nothin’ but hammock vibes.
ABOUT THE HARDWARE: The H-bar
hardware is USB-C rechargeable and has a
window for oil visibility. The compact design
of the H-bar fits in the palm of your hand
and can be comfortably placed in your
pocket. Holiday distillate vapes are flavored
with high-quality botanical terpenes.
Expires on 06/27/2025
Hybrid
Lost Sailor X Chem D
This bud has a spicy, peppery top note, complemented with an earthy, Funky scent and a slight scent of the ocean at low tide.
Reported Effects: The definition of balance, users shared a feeling of heightened relaxation, a body at peace, a mind engaged and connecting. Perfect for social settings, a D Sailor high is like a wave you ride: starts in the body and ends in the mind.
Hybrid
In the mountains, on the beach, or just in
your backyard–any place is a good place to
pitch a tent and build a fire. Sweet with a hint
of vanilla, Happy Camper is the perfect flavor
to roast while mellowing (see what we did
there?).
ABOUT THE HARDWARE: The H-bar hardware
is USB-C rechargeable and has a window for
oil visibility. The compact design of the H-bar
fits in the palm of your hand and can be
comfortably placed in your pocket. Holiday
distillate vapes are flavored with high-quality
botanical terpenes.”
Expires On: 08/05/2025
Immerse yourself in the swift, guilt-free euphoria of Good Vibes Watermelon, a fast-acting syrup. Each 1 oz bottle is infused with 500mg of THC for an efficient and potent experience. With zero calories and zero sugar per serving, this syrup allows you to savor the fresh watermelon flavor without any dietary concerns, making it a perfect addition to both social and solitary occasions.
Mix into a drink or enjoy on its own!